Doctor Who Review: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS

Generations of Whovians have wondered what lay in the deepest corners of the box that's "bigger on the inside". In the classic series we've seen companions' rooms and other sections, but never have we had a topsy turvy adventure leading straight to the heart of the TARDIS itself. "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS" certainly delivered on its promise, and gave us a few extra bits along the way.

When the TARDIS is caught in the magno-grab of a salvage vessel, things start to go very very wrong. The Doctor and Clara are separated, a tear in time appears on board, and there are burning zombie monsters running amok. The Doctor asks for the help of the Van Baalen brothers in rescuing Clara, offering them the salvage of a lifetime.

Tons of wires and a wooden box! Congratulations!

Let's put the adventure of the episode aside for a moment and talk about what we saw (and heard) inside the  Big Blue Box. Now, for a whole list of references you can check out BBC One's blog, The Fourth Dimension. As Clara ambles around (and in some cases races through) the corridors, we get a glimpse of a few different rooms, like the observatory with a gigantic telescope (which you might remember from the Series 2 episode Tooth and Claw). We get to see a room with a kind of living metal tree with glowing orbs that can grow any type of device or machine that the Doctor requires. And, finally, at long last, we get to see the swimming pool.

In a surprise twist and crossover, Moriarty unveils his plan to destroy Clara.

Clara also comes across the enormous TARDIS library, stacked high with all kinds of books and documents. In it she also finds items from the past such as the Doctor's cot (or crib, for us Americans), the wooden TARDIS made by a young Amelia Pond, and the Seventh Doctor's first umbrella. And, when hiding from the Time Zombie, she stumbles into the Encyclopedia Gallifreya. I thought it was really interesting that the Time Lords kept an oral record of their history in bottles, as that is the oldest form of passing down stories, culture, and history. Among the mumbles and whispers we could hear something about "The Medusa Cascade". But what she comes across before that sent my fan-sense a-tingling.

TL;DR

As Clara flips through the pages of the history of the Time War, she spots something that intrigues her above all else. Although she is interrupted by the Time Zombie, she is able to see something that makes her say "So that's Who."

Yes. Clara Oswald has learned the Doctor's name.

Getting back to the story, Bram Van Baalen is tasked with junking the entire TARDIS console for scrap. When he lifts open a piece of the control panel, we (and maybe he?) hear a multitude of voices from the past. Our friends at the TARDIS Data Core wiki has provided a full list:

• The voice of Susan Foreman says, "I made up the name 'TARDIS' from the initials: Time and Relative Dimension In Space." (TV: An Unearthly Child)
• The Third Doctor saying, "The TARDIS is dimensionally transcendental" and his companion, Jo, asking "What does that mean?" (TV: Colony in Space)
• The Eleventh Doctor saying, "You sexy thing!" then Idris (the TARDIS in human form) replying, "See, you do call me that! Is it my name?" followed by the Doctor's exclamation of "You bet it's your name!" (TV: The Doctor's Wife)
• The Fourth Doctor saying, "That's trans-dimensional engineering. A key Time Lord discovery." (TV: The Robots of Death)
• The Ninth Doctor saying, "The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, and believe me they've tried." (TV: Rose)
• Martha Jones saying, "It's just a box with that room crammed in!". (TV: Smith and Jones)
• Amy Pond saying, "We're in space!". (TV: The Beast Below)
• Ian Chesterton asking, "It can move anywhere in time and space?" (TV: An Unearthly Child)
• The Fifth Doctor asking, "You've changed the desktop theme, haven't you?" (TV: Time Crash)

Bram was later admitted to the psychiatric ward of the TARDIS

Now, I thought it was a little weird that he could just lift up the console like that. In Boomtown, Blon Slitheen  does so and is turned back into an egg. In The Parting of Ways, when Rose looks into the heart of the TARDIS that way, she becomes the Bad Wolf, and that leads to the Ninth Doctor's regeneration. Perhaps, because the ship was shut down, Bram could look into it (and climb down) unscathed. That is, until he met a Time Zombie down there.

"I just wanted to see if you had any Jergen's!"

 Meanwhile, the Doctor, Tricky, and Gregor are trying to navigate the labyrinth the TARDIS has created because Gregor has stolen one of the orbs. It leads them back to the console room, which the Doctor describes as en echo (much like the pocket universe in Hide, last week). Clara, too, is stuck in an echo console room, but she has company. Using Gregor's sensor, the Doctor finds Clara and pulls her into their echo console room before the Time Zombie can touch her. Wibbly-wobbly, indeed.

As the team heads towards the center (or centre, for our British readers) of the TARDIS, they see images of the past and the Doctor reveals that there is a leak in time somewhere on board. As they continue on their way Clara hears a rumbling overhead. Then, in one of the more thrilling parts of the episode, beams start bursting through the walls and they run for their lives. When they find the two salvagers, Tricky is has been impaled through the shoulder by a beam. He tells Gregor to cut the arm off, as he is an android and can get a new one. But it's revealed that Gregor and Bram played a joke on their younger brother, and after an accident gave him cybernetic eyes and a new voice box and told him he was an android. Now that is going to make for one awkward Thanksgiving.

After Tricky is freed, the team needs to cross a very dangerous room. They need to pass by the Eye of Harmony. As I mentioned in my review for Hide (in which they used a subset of the Eye to enhance Emma's powers), the Eye of Harmony was integral to the plot of the 1996 movie and had been mentioned once before in the classic series. Here, we see it in its full awesomeness. A sun turning into a blackhole, trapped in its state of decay so as to power the TARDIS. Time Lord technology at its finest.

Don't worry, it'll only turn you into a Time Zombie.

But the Time Zombies catch up with them and trap them between doorways. The Doctor reveals that what they're running from...is themselves. The future has leaked into the TARDIS as well as the past, and it seems that the Doctor has failed to save Clara again. The remaining Van Baalen brothers try to fight off the monsters, but are turned into their zombie selves once again. Clara and the Doctor run, and find themselves...outside. But no, they are actually still in the TARDIS, very close to the engine room. This reminded me a lot of the wave-powered engine room of the ship in Dinosaurs on a Spaceship...just with less pterodactyls.

Muuuuch better.

It's here that the Doctor finally confronts Clara. Is she a trick? A trap? How is it that he has been met her at different points in time, where she has died, and yet here she is once again right in front of him? But the Doctor, sensing how afraid and confused she is, realizes that although their meetings are strange, she is no one and nothing but Clara. Together, they make a leap of faith and jump into the heart of the TARDIS.

Also aboard the TARDIS? An old Templar knight.

Which, of course, is unlike anything we've ever seen (although it did remind me of the Zero Room in the Fifth Doctor's first episode, Castrovalva). The TARDIS, in what looks to be a room totally out of time and space, has contained the explosion temporarily. The Doctor becomes distraught because he cannot figure out a way to save the old girl, who had always been there for him. But when he holds Clara's hand he notices something, that it had been burned....and that burn had written itself into her flesh: Big Friendly Button.

"Good thing...because I was SOL there for a second..."

In the biggest (and probably most literal) Deus Ex Machina ever, the Doctor reaches through the rift in time and tosses the device used by the Van Baalen brothers over to his past self. Clara picks it up and is burned, and when the Doctor retrieves it he laughs and pushes the button (if only Staples had a product placement deal). Time resets itself, the Van Baalen brothers are reunited, Clara and the Doctor continue on their journey, and the TARDIS races through time and space once more.

Overall I thought this was an absolutely exciting episode. We saw more of the TARDIS than ever before, had a race through tight corridors and expansive rooms, were given some wonderful recalls to the past, and given hints that will lead us directly to the 50th anniversary special. There were a few misses I thought: I would like to have seen another old console room instead of another echo room, and I thought the Van Baalen brothers were a pretty week ensemble. But the Time Zombies were very creepy and unsettling, especially when we learned who they were. And I can forgive the "deus ex" bit, because it was necessary for the Doctor and Clara to be saved, and it also leads us into the 50th. I wonder, though, now that that Doctor knows that Clara isn't some kind of trick, how he will go about finding out exactly why they keep meeting at different points in time.

No reason to put this here, I just thought it looked pretty.

Secrets keep us safe, but they also keep us in suspense!

Until next time (....and space),

- Joe

Doctor Who Review: Cold War

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Now, onto last night's thrilling episode of Doctor Who: "Cold War". This was a wet and wild thriller featuring the Doctor and the crew of a Russian nuclear submarine against the mightiest of Mars' soldiers. I really felt the suspense in this episode, especially when Clara went to speak to Skaldak herself and when the Martian Grand Marshall was slithering around the sub and grabbing soldiers left and right. And kudos to the cast and crew for making a fast-paced, exciting episode take place in a small, cramped submarine. We're so used to the Doctor going on big adventures in space and time, and this episode proved that excitement and danger can be found even (and especially) in the closest of quarters.

Depicted: Fun and Excitement

I think the episode was stolen by none other than the Ice Warrior himself, Grand Marshall Skaldak. From the get-go we see him as an imposing warrior, a cunning villain, and a really creepy escapee. Watching those bony, sharp hands caress his next victim was as uncomfortable as it was suspenseful. Nicholas Briggs, the voice of the Daleks, did a phenomenal job making Skaldak's voice both menacing, authoritative, and cunning. The scenes where he is angry and frustrated about being frozen for 5,000 years, and his daughter being nothing but dust now, made you feel just the slightest bit of sympathy for the ugly, merciless, deadly cyborg.

"D'oh...he's right behind me isn't he?"

A big part of what made this so suspenseful is the fact that Skaldak could not be defeated. He had the edge on the Doctor and the crew from the moment he defrosted to the moment his people picked him up. He toyed with the Doctor and Clara when he pretended to be in his armor, as he picked off the crew one by one, and when he went back into his armor and became a juggernaut. At the end, when Skaldak was seconds from launching the nukes and starting World War III, The Doctor was left to either appeal to his sense of honor and mercy, or blow up the sub with everyone in it. Even after Skaldak departed, the Doctor could only hope and pray that he would release his electronic hold on the launch sequence. In a show with many surprises, but often a sense of safety, this episode kept me on pins and needles the whole time.

"Drat! Metal chains from 1983! My one weakness!"

This was also an important episode for Clara. There comes a time for every companion when he or she realizes exactly what the cost is when the Doctor materializes into your life. Seeing the mutilated bodies of the dead crew members made her realize that for all the fun and excitement, things can get very serious very quickly. And not all companions have made it through their adventures unscathed.

"Great, now you tell me."

And speaking of Clara, I cannot help but note a very important reference that might be a clue as to her true identity. When Professor Grisenko and Clara are searching the sub together, he mentions that he likes to keep his spirits by singing a song. A voracious consumer of 80's Western pop culture (what would the Kremlin think?), he mentions to her that his new favorite song is "Hungry Like a Wolf" by Duran Duran. Clara herself even shakily sings the song towards the end as they wait for Skaldak to cease his transmission to the submarine's nuclear missiles. What's important about this is that another companion was very closely associated with the Wolf....namely....The Bad Wolf.

"I'm on the hunt I'm after you.."

I'm actually working on a post detailing all the rumors and theories about Clara. One is that she is somehow linked to Rose Tyler. Throughout her three incarnations there have been roses (Oswin has a rose in her hair, Victorian Clara works at the Rose & Crown, and the Doctor lays roses on her bedside table as she rests in "The Bells of St. John") and, in "The Bells of St. John", she was told by a girl in a shop to call the TARDIS number. Rose worked in, would repeatedly reference, and would again in the parallel universe work in a shop. The inclusion of "Hungry Like a Wolf" cannot be a coincidence. I'm pretty sure Steven Moffat has outlawed them. Also reminiscent of Rose is when Clara approaches Skaldak by herself as the Doctor watches from a screen in another room. The scene reminded me very much of when Rose first encountered the Dalek in Series One's "Dalek". Coincidence or not, it makes you wonder just how this all will lead to Rose's appearance in the 50th Anniversary Special.

And that's it for another amazing episode in Series 7B! Next week's episode "Hide" looks to be a proper ghost story. Doctor Who was said to make little kids hide behind the couch during its classic run...it might do the same to this blogger next week.

Oh, and Professor Grisenko? He's played by David Warner. You may know him as Professor Jordan Perry from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze.

The fan in me would love to see this cross-over.

'Til next time!

- Joe